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Merry Oldsmobile (or Whatever)

As I was picking through the pile of papers atop my printer, I discovered—and was therefore reminded that I have—a $200 gift certificate to any Luther dealership. Since I’m probably not going to buy another car before May 31^st, if you or a good friend or relative is buying a car from a Luther dealership before then, let me know and I’ll happily sign it over to you. No sense having it go to waste.

Since this is going on the wide world of web, a caveat: if I don’t know you, don’t bother asking me. Your best shot is befriending someone I know as swiftly as you can manage…

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Many years ago at a friend's high school graduation, I spent an hour at a table with my brother and our band director. We were strange people. I ate one mint for half an hour, our band director made faces in his salad dressing, and my brother melted things in the decorative candle.

One of the things my brother melted was a plastic fork. He carefully heated it only just enough that the tips of the tines curled neatly into little coils. We examined it and decided that surely it was no longer good for stabbing people...or food. Thus was born the original safety fork: harmless, but useless.

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