I went to Mankato yesterday to photo-journal Darren’s birthday (if you forgot, don’t worry, his birthday’s actually tomorrow) celebration. Without further ado, here are 80 pictures of Darren. For those not inclined to peruse the whole library, notable events of the celebration are Perrier Man, Darren’s Wheat, and Darren Drinks a Bowl of Margarita.
My name is Matthew Xavier. I live in Minnesota, read books, and write software (for fun and profit).
Many years ago at a friend's high school graduation, I spent an hour at a table with my brother and our band director. We were strange people. I ate one mint for half an hour, our band director made faces in his salad dressing, and my brother melted things in the decorative candle.
One of the things my brother melted was a plastic fork. He carefully heated it only just enough that the tips of the tines curled neatly into little coils. We examined it and decided that surely it was no longer good for stabbing people...or food. Thus was born the original safety fork: harmless, but useless.
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August 10th, 2005 at 5:34 pm
forot?
August 27th, 2005 at 12:45 pm
Okay, can you make each one immeasurably, but slighty more blurry than the one before?
Joel